Sunday, May 17
bored bored bored !
other words for bored : spiritless , tired , inattentive , disinterested
okay im desperately trying to improve my vocab
haixhaix
was playing maple jumping quest wif yong juz now :D
dropped down a zillion times :P
but so funnnnnn hehes
I found this creative writing book when packing table
some funny essays in it ><
Author: PHOEBE LAI ! xD
Title: Little Black Riding Hood
Little Black Riding Hood was going to her Grandmother's house to collect her protection money. As she was walking, she encountered a werewolf. A gigantic, hairy, grey werewolf.
"Hand over that bag of money, little girl!" growled the werewolf.
Little Black Riding Hood said, "I'm not a girl, you silly cow!" 'She' removed 'her' hood and mask to reveal a scarfaced man. He threw the werewolf over with a Judo throw and continued walking.
He soon reached his Grandmother's house and kicked open the door. He said, "Hi, old woman." He walked over to her and twisted her frail arm.
The old woman shrieked then suddenly stopped to say, "I baked some cookies, dear, they're in the oven," then continued shrieking.
Black Riding Hood jumped like a little girl and said, "Woooopee!" and hopped to the oven. He threw the whole lot into his big mouth and swallowed without chewing. He then returned to his Grandmother.
His Grandmother sipped some tea and said, "I heard you were dating. I knew this day would come so I brought you a condom. Use it wisely though, it wasn't easy to obtain."
He thanked her, forcibly took the ransom money and stuffed it in his pocket. He then went out.
As he was walking, he heard a loud scream, "Ahhhh!" So he darted to his Grandmother's house. As he barged in, he saw a woodcutter in the house with his pants down, ready to penetrate his grandmother. He chopped off the woodcutter's head and shoved him out of the house.
He asked his Grandmother, "Why are you so hairy?"
She replied, "The better to keep me warm, my dear."
"Why are your teeth so sharp?"
"The better to eat you!"
And the conversation turned into a full-blown fightfist. Him, against the werewolf. In the end, he won. He killed the werewolf and cut open its stomach. Out came his shaken Grandmother. "Protection money tomorrow," he said, and walked off.
The old woman stabbed herself and fell to the floor. "H-how am I supposed to give him so much money?" And she died. Yay.
LOL wads wif the yay sia x.X
Matthew's one oso funny lor
bout 3 little pigs & the wolf
he chg dao become the pigs fault den the wolf innocent ><
lazy to type out :D
Mood: The painful memories gradually receded in my mind.
Actions: Jingle bell shot Qijun a basilisk glare when Qijun said ____________ HAHA
Weather: As the late night drew to close, the fiery sunset blazing across the western sky was edged with darkness.
Saying verb: "Silence(bla&bla)!" his peremptory order cut through her shout.
Love
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